Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t! LYRICS: Intro: This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians, The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads. On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, “From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs. The Bitchy Dancers protested saying “wait, which Madonna songs?” The Mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads. Thus began the dance war. Now watch this unrelated video It doesn’t matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry. Just turn the music up cus I’ve got words to say…gravy Verse: My momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original Just mash up parts of other melodies like “Express Yourself” and “Waterfalls” Hey hey hey If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it’s just an homage. Then make a video with whips and chains it’s kooky sci fi gay pride collage Chorus: I’m running out of ideas My dress is made of tortillas I’m on my last leg baby I got nothing to say I’m on a hamster wheel So I’ll beg borrow and steal Now I’m grasping at straws What If I bang Santa Clause Post-Chorus: When you don’t know what to say Just display more T&A Check out my butt while I walk away Everyone is super gay Gay gay gay everyday Hey wait, did I mention that I’m down with gays Don’t be a rainbow be a flag Don’t drink the tea just lick the bag Don’t be shovel be a hoe Goddamn my voice is really low Verse: I just don’t know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin It’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me becuase when he frowns it looks like a grin Chorus: Don't go for second best ba... Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best. Copy Madonna so much I think I'm losing my touch I think I’ll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest The only thing left to do Is to just start boring you I’m going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes MORE BARELY: TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Mark's Channel: http://youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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