A**-Hole on the Beach! Key of Awesome #45

Mark's Labor Day on the beach is interrupted by some beach offenders! Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Laura McDonald's Website http://www.lauramcdonald.net Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 LYRICS MARK Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar DRUNK GIRL Class of 2012 MARK All you beach offenders out there you know you are DRUNK GIRL Party People in the house tonight bleaaaaaah MARK White trash family who's sitting too close Inbred family your children are gross You never secure your umbrella. yeah there it goes REDNECK Git the umbrella Shane! The wind done swept er up again! MARK Why do humans always ruin what I love the most? Beach goer who gets stabbed by the umbrella Ahhhhhhhh my stomach REDNECK Oh no! Why does this always happen? MARK Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations LI LADY You know I can't eat that because of my Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Four abortions? MARK I don't need to hear all about your old operations LI LADY I have to have it drained twice a week. You wanna see? MARK A-hole with a metal detector Your T- shirt says bikini inspector Sand castle pervert is making six foot dong SANDCASTLE PERVERT This is my masterpiece! MARK Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake I think we can agree that was a mistake Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls Old man in a speedo everyone can see your old balls OLD MAN Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my the back of my thighs? MARK Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run Excuse me fisherman can I borrow your chum Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come Watching douchebags swim for their lives is just good clean fun Less[-]