The guys are tired of the ladies getting all the attention on Halloween! It's a sexy battle of the sexes!
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LYRICS
DEEJAY
Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here
GIRLS
On Halloween we rule the night!
Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!
DEEJAY
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there.
MARK
Inside the club it's a treasure of chests
But outside in the line it's a sausage fest
TODD
The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx
This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks
Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough
Was your costume on sale cus it is half off
MARK
We're totally sexy we're totally hot
What do those witches got that we ain't got
TODD
We's could walk around all scantily clad
MARK
Wait a second that idea ain't half bad
It's time to break free of Halloween oppression
To be a sexy bee that is the question
Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half
BUZZ
We're putting the ween back in Halloween
MARK
If we all band together then no one will laugh
BUZZ
I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"
MARK
Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain
You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train
DEEJAY
Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door, That's right make room for the guys!
It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!
Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.
FRENCH MAID
You can't be sexy No freakin' way
You spoiled our night now it's time to pay
MARK
Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O,
A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe
TODD
You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better
We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater
MOM
I'm dressed up as a sexy mom
Wearing only a baby and five coupons
BUZZ
I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear
JACKIE O
You might want to think about switching to light beer
LIBRIRIAN
Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian
CONAN
Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian
HOMELESS STRIPPER
I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid
I'll leave you horny, and a little offended
PUMPKIN KING
NOOOOO! ENOUGH!
You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King
By dressing up in costumes that are obscene
On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell
Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves
You guys are scary but in the wrong way
Are you about to sing YMCA?
If I wanted you to be half naked outside
I would've put the holiday in freakin' July
Cover yourself for the love of Candy.
Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home?
Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo. I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo.
Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?
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