You're WHACKING Mother Earth!

hilarius

I love it

Mark; I don't know if you read these comments, but I wrote a song for you. If you do read, please mention in your next answering comments video.

I have a man-crush on mark douglas!
{Mark: Damn It!}
A heterosexual man crush on mark douglas!
{Damn it!}
He makes everyone happy
By makin' youtube hits;
If you get mad at him, he'll say,
{I didn't know virginia had a dick!}
He's been ridiculed and hated,
and  then worshipped for life;
He has lots of funny friends; anastasia is his wife.
He makes alot of people laugh;
and writes songs in one key-ey;
I guess I should write
A line about pee.
I laughed for hours,
when I heard him say;
{Owl City fans: Gay.}
I have a man crush on mark douglas!
His songs are always on
itunes Playlists!
I'm not sayin' i'm gay, no that's not my confession;
It's just a heterosexual dude crush; bordering on obsession
{Whad the hell's goin on in here?}
Mark gets millions of hits, every single year,
I would sell my soul, just to have his career
And he sent my heart a flutter;
when he first said:
{You watch the-em, until your dead!}
I have a Man-Crush on Mark douglas!
He makes puppies happy;
he sings about kitteh-ehs!
I've never had such confusing feelings for a standup comic,
but they are only for mark douglas, not tom small or eric beck!
{I don't know what o put here...}
Oh mark douglas, yes I do!

You could do a Parody of Trace Adkins "Every light in the house".  Maybe make it about a father yelling about everyone leaving the lights on and wasting energy.

Make a video about slash or guns n roses! :P

or mabey u should have sex with lauren wearing energy saving underwear. or even better! no undies at all ;)B-